he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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