your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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