I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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