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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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