we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
