margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
