bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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