he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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