my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
So squirting runs in the family.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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