hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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