Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
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