I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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