Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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