I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
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My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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