Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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