So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Text me some of your sweat
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
