so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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