You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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