so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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