he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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