I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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