So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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