It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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