real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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