Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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