so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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