i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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