I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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