oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
