Pappa wants mamma naked
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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