How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
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