im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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