Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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