PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
