I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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