Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
