On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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