i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I'm experimenting with sincerity
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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