Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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