The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
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