Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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