Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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