quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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