Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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