it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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