I just cut my nipple shaving
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
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you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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