I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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