Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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