Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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