Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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