office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
