Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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