I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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