I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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