Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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